Friday, November 04, 2005

Qu'est que c'est Rachicus est sorry!

It's been a while since I've posted, and I'm sorry.. that's qu'est que c'est my bad!

School has just been amazing.. this week has sucked harder than a nice newly purchased Hoover vaccuum clearner, my friends!

But, I'm not going to dwell on the quelle suckiness that has been school, I'm going to dive into happier and filthier topics.

1. I've seen the amazing trailer for the Producers that was twirling and tapping its way across the web. Let me just first say, for the record, that Rachy-E isn't a fan of the musicals. I normally can't stand them with a passion, even though I saw Hairspray and loved the shiznit out of it! I mean, c'mon friends, if you got to see Bruce Vilanch hop on out of a hairspray can.. you'd be happier than a 40 year old caucasian male pervert in the delicates section of a Belk's too! Being able to watch Matthew Broderick tap and strut, and sing.. it just brought a smile to my face.
" Squee deee DEE! I'm a producer and Mr. Ferris B!"

2. I would just like to go ahead and toss out my petition, ladies and gentlemen, so go ahead and sign it. Seeing as how the Grammy's are coming up soon, I'd like to toss out an early nomination for the beautiful, the amazing, the sweet-sounding vocal stylings of Sir Kevin Federline. After hearing his beautiful song, entitled " Y'all Ain't Ready", I was floored. The sensational vocal stylings, the beautiful background music that was obviously created from pressing a few buttons on a Casio.. it was fantastic. And Grammy commitee, you better consider Sir. Federline, considering that he is ready to be respected for the true singer he is, and not the walking trash heap that people claim him to be. I mean, c'mon.. " Back then, they call me K-Fed, but you can call me Daddy instead." If you people can't see the genius right there, then.. I can't talk to you anymore.

3. I happened to catch a video, last night that was circulating the web. Granted, the quality is severly shitty, but nevertheless, I still had an amazing time watching it. What is this video that Rachicus speaks of, my friends? Well, it's the amazing video of one Ms. " I'm filthier than a bathroom floor of a Denny's" Ashlee Simpson, and it's of her drunkenly flipping out, and creating a scene at a Mickey D's in Canada. Now, why was Ashlee creating this scene, you ask? Was it because she wanted her fries.. " La.. La.. La, La, La.. LARGE!", and they gave her medium? Who knows, my friends.. Anything's possible with this magpie..

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