Happy Thanksgiving, Dickilicious!

Well, while Jerri Blank might be as moist as a snack cake down there, Rachicus E-icus is as frazzled as a dirty bird who was caught sitting on the face of the cut-out of Fabio at a romance novel convention. Picture hair in a tizzy, pits le douching, and titterings from a nutty mother in the background.

I'd like to say for the record, that I'm really learning a lot, hearing my Mother, my cousin, and his wife prophicizing about the lord, Satan, and their subsequent choke-holds on our family.

" 'dat Satan.. he.. got.. hissum hold on de family!

Gotta go through the usual check-list before I end ze post.

The mongloid known as my brother being released from his cage, and wreaking havoc. -CHECK!
Prophecizing about religion from my Mom, Jeff Foxworthy the 13th disciple, and his wife Ursula Udders. - DOUBLE CHECK!
My Mom, Jeff Foxworthy, and Ursula talking shit about family members - TRIPLE CHECK!


Is it time for ze post to end? In the words of my 2nd cousin, and illegal alien Ryan.. " YES SUR!"