Dirty Discussion - Trois

Yanno, I feel the need to get a few things off of my slightly filthy chest this morning.

1. I've gotta say, nothing says quelle amazing more like being woken up at 2:30 this morning by a nice fire alarm. Now, we don't have your ordinary, state of the art, sounds like a bird chirping outside Serial Mom style like I did in High School. Nope, we have a loud ass.. sounds like a rape horn, complete with lights blinking like you're at a damn rave, kind of fire alarm. So, I climbed out of bed, got the filthy sweatshirt on, and grabbed the first pair of shoes I could find.. which happened to be my damn shower shoes. By the time I got outside, I realized my wacky error, as soon as I could freaking feel the freezing cold air. So, naturally.. for the entire I think it was 15 or 20 minutes we were out there, I was dancing the watusi, I was so damn cold.

2. I've gotta say.. Rachel is so disappointed with Alias.. Like, not even kidding, the show just makes me sad, and it's becoming gayer than Issac Mizrahi ( or however the hell you spell his name) at a 50% off sale at JoAnne's Fabrics. I hate the new chick on there, that played the slutty babysitter in Amityville Horror. I swear, if things don't start getting better on that show, Rachel is going to do a qu'est que c'est swan dive out of her room window.

3. Our school is finally doing something right.. and is showing The Wedding Crashers tonight, and Rachel is going to be all over that shiznit like the filthy schiza that I am. Don't even care that I've already seen it twice.. I need my Monsieur Vince Vaughn fix today.. and I need to kick it Canadian style with Rachel McAdams.

4. My RA keeps bugging everyone to write something on our career board. And she moseyed on over to me earlier in the week, and asked if I had written on it yet.. and when I answered no.. she asked what I wanted to be.. I turned to her, and said.. " Video Whore at Blockbuster.." I think that's a perfectly fine answer, don't you?

5. I hope today that I will get my freaking Freaks and Geeks on DVD in the mail. I ordered it a while ago, on Amazon.. using my gift certificate from my " I'm so g-damn crazy, that I literally make Gary Busey look like a scholar" father. If I don't get it today, I'm literally gonna go Rachel the Hulk, and rip my mailbox off of the hinges and hurl it across the room, hopefully hitting the hickish mail room guy.

6. I'm so ready for Thanksgiving break already.. I need a serious.. and I mean.. SERIOUS qu'est que c'est break from school.. I want to be able to not get syphillis in the comfort of my own shower at home.

7. My roommate is moving out today. So, Rachel is going to have the room to herself for a whole week, before I get another roommate. Part-EE! Of course, she's taking her piece of crap DVD player with her, and Rachel is going to have to watch DVD's on the laptop.. but oh well.. I'll make do.. hopefully.. and I can watch Strangers with Candy in peace..